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DR DAVE
10/15/2005
Kim et al.,
I went, innocently, to Wal Mart to buy some plastic storage containers. While there, I felt a strange attraction to the candy aisle, a place I rarely go... Therein, I discovered the location of the infamous Bon
Bons, discretely tucked in the back of the end of the bottom shelf. I tried to ignore the impulse, but I was overcome with Bon Bon desire. I purchased not one, but two bags, since I knew they wouldn't survive long, once I got them out of the store. No less than half a bag was gone before I got home, a ten-mile drive. This addiction I've acquired will rest on your conscience, Kim, as I will no longer be able to pass by Wal Mart, knowing there are Bon Bons inside. I can see it now, with headlines like "Psychologist squanders fortune on Bon Bons!" I certainly hope you rest well tonight, knowing what you've done!!!
